The Onion: "Skeptic Pitied"

Mmmm… funny-licious…

Conversational Terrorism

The sort of language commonly and effectively used in bullshit political rhetoric. Funny and annoying at the same time, because so much of it is familiar.

for talking about software before releasing it. Then I read stuff like this and I think: At least I’m being honest, and documenting my activities and motivations. The glib tone of this article reflects that of the company website, where [not much] effort has gone into rendering concept designs for the new miracle console (and its packaging) that will be better than anything on the market right now. Oooo… it’s vaguely box shaped, with sharpened edges… I really want one now!

Although there’s very little tech to be found on the site, it seems reasonable to guess that this is going to be a PC repackaged as a console, hence the claim:

There are currently 32,679 retail game titles available and 418 shareware game titles and this does not include; adult, casino, sequels and new releases in past 6 months.

http://www.infiniumlabs.com/game_selection.asp

So from now on I had better concentrate on what’s really important about developing product… I need to get some mockup box designs happening ASAP!