…according to this quiz, which doesn’t actually tell you the correct answers at the end, just gives you a ranking. Still, a quiz is a quiz. [via Ned Batchelder]

Interestingly, the same site hosts a bunch of other quizzes, and the highest rated ones appear to be entirely about vampires…??? It seems that the site has become the unlikely host to a bunch of interactive vampire fan fiction. This feels like a perfect illustration of the subversive something-or-other nature of the internet blah blah blah… zzzzzz…