This year, as Zeus is my witness, I hereby resolve to:
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Get a decent flat (and car)
- Get out of debt
- Not be tragically single for the entire year
- Grow a pair
- Not take up smoking again
- Submerge myself in a naturally occurring body of water at least once
- Not be grumpy on my birthday
- Learn something new (unrelated to work/programming)
- Chide someone who deserves it
- Write a bestselling novel about a computer programmer who solves a two thousand year old mystery encoded in the pages of the New Testament.