Apostryphal

I always thought the use of the apostrophe in the relational it’s vs possessive its was some kind of special case in English, but in fact it is quite consistent with other pronouns. I wish I had the following table when I was at school– it would have made things a lot clearer.

Subject
Object
Reflexive
Relational
Genitive
Oblique
Genitive(?)
he
him
himself
he’s
his
his
she
her
herself
she’s
her
hers
they
them
themselves
they’re
their
theirs
it
it
itself
it’s
its
its
we
us
ourselves
we’re
our
ours
I
me
myself
I’m
my
mine
you
you
yourself
yourselves
you’re
your
yours
one
one
oneself
one’s
one’s*
one’s*
who
whom
themselves
who’s
whose
whose

* Note the exception to the rule with the genitive one’s– although I’m not sure that one is considered a pronoun in the regular sense.

Posting this reminds me just how much I hate the popular SMS word ur. When sounded out it becomes "you are" which is bearable if that is the sense in which it is intended, as in ur gonna die! but if anything it seems that it is used more commonly in the genitive sense, as in ur death will be slow! which is such a poke in the eye for anyone who gives a rat’s arse about clarity.