Click to watch an extremely interesting video that was probably not intended for public consumption, because it demonstrates just what a delusional, narcissistic dick this man is, and also reveals some secret Scientology mumbo-lingo (or is that lingo-jumbo…?)

NB: None of what is written in this post is to be taken as fact. This is in fact a parody of the sort of post that might attempt to smear Mr Cruise by implying that he is an obnoxious lunatic who believes himself superior to humans from Earth.

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Update – January 17, 2008: Amazingly the video is still up even though Gawker, the only site hosting it right now, has received the expected C&D letter from the Church of Scientology. They are so far refusing to take it down, citing fair use.

Be sure also to watch the classic Tom Cruise Kills Oprah again, and wonder if Tom would do this to you (if you were an SP criminon who mocked the LRH Tech).

I love this clip so much I could marry it.