This is what happens when hysterical morons get 300,000 people to sign a petition over a non-issue: a $9 million referendum with a question so loaded that any response is meaningless.

Democracy at its finest.

I can’t wait to get my ballot in the mail so I can post it back with a caricature of the idiots who initiated this colossal waste of time and money.

More info here.

PS: I was not disciplined with violence as a kid and I turned out just fine– I offer this as a counterpoint to one of the stupidest and most prevalent arguments for beating one’s children.