Dear _______ iPhone,

Please stop dropping my _______ VOIP calls without _______ warning, just because you lose _______ wifi for a few _______ seconds. It’s really quite _______ irritating when I’m using _______ Facetime or _______ Viber that I so often find myself talking into a _______ void without any _______ audible alerts to this fact just because an entirely _______ foreseeable network glitch has not been foreseen by your various _______ apps which all seem to think the logical response is to just silently drop the _______ connection.