This is too awful not to share… Richard sent me this youtube clip of a play-through of Cyberswine, the first “game” title I ever worked on professionally.
Do not try to watch the whole thing or you will go blind.
Seriously, it is even worse than I remember, and it looks like it’s being rendered with my software engine ca. 1996. What inspired my boss to purchase the rights to such a stupid shitty story and character is beyond me, but sometimes I wonder if the entire enterprise wasn’t some kind of elaborate tax dodge.
This is Cyberswine, a cybernetic pig with the brain of a human policeman.
Makes total sense!
This is the geometrically challenged officer Sara Lee, she is sooooo sexy!
And all that random shit on the walls makes total sense also.
I’ll be writing more about this in the next installment of my Personal Computing History (like, sometime in the next year maybe).