Click to watch an extremely interesting video that was probably not intended for public consumption, because it demonstrates just what a delusional, narcissistic dick this man is, and also reveals some secret Scientology mumbo-lingo (or is that lingo-jumbo…?)
NB: None of what is written in this post is to be taken as fact. This is in fact a parody of the sort of post that might attempt to smear Mr Cruise by implying that he is an obnoxious lunatic who believes himself superior to humans from Earth.
Update – January 17, 2008: Amazingly the video is still up even though Gawker, the only site hosting it right now, has received the expected C&D letter from the Church of Scientology. They are so far refusing to take it down, citing fair use.
I love this clip so much I could marry it.