He’s Actual Size

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Is it mean that I felt the need to correct this image? I think my version is a lot closer to reality— not that Tom Cruise has ever visited reality… boom-tsshh!

(source image here)

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10 Comments

  1. richardn says:

    According to the Goog:
    Katie Holmes — Height: 5′8”
    Tom Cruise — Height: 5′7″
    I’m not sure if you’re being mean or not… but if you really want blow your mind head on over to CelebHeights.com and check it out… Gene Hackman is 6′2″! Although they reckon Katie is 5′9″… I don’t even know who she is [apart from the new Mrs Cruise] - she looks familiar though.

  2. Shaun says:

    Posing for the cameras.

  3. mark says:

    Argh… That flashing nearly gave me a seizure!

    BTW Does this mean you finally have a web page to link to?

  4. Shaun says:

    Nope. I prefer to post things on other people’s sites like some kind of virtual parasite.

    Except I’m leaving something, rather than consuming something, so maybe I’m more like some kind of virtual wart.

    I think I’m going to have to work on this analogy.

  5. Shaun says:

    Oh, and apologies for the near seizure.

    I’ll bear that in mind before I send you a copy of strobelightdiscoonaspeedingtraininalightningstorm.gif.

  6. Shaun says:

    whoops!

  7. mark says:

    http://www.sizematcher.com/

    I share my height 5′ 10.5″ with Bill Gates, Ethan Hawke, Gene Wilder, Kevin Spacey and Orlando Bloom, to name a few

  8. mark says:

    from b3ta

  9. coco says:

    Apparently I’m about the same height as Kylie and Shakira, and fractionally taller than Judy Garland.

  10. Shaun says:

    I’m nearly 4 inches taller than Eminem. If I ever find myself in a rap battle with him, I’m totally going to make a point of that.

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