No Fucking Way
Thursday, July 15th, 2010There’s this online thingy which can analyze your text and supposedly tell you who you write like, and this is what it told me:
I think it is actually cleverer than it lets on and said that just to mess with me. I even pasted some text from an old post complaining about what a terrible writer Dan Brown is, and once again it told me that I write like he does. The nerve!
[in desperation I kept entering different excerpts until it finally told me I write like David Foster Wallace. I’ve never read any of his work but I’ll still take him over Dan Brown]

