Don’t believe the spider lies!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

One of the things frequently discussed in New Zealand is the absence of nasty spiders that can kill you. Australia is of course notorious for having spiders, jellyfish, snakes and even ants that can kill you in abundance. But New Zealand is safe, as in, roll-around-in-the-undergrowth-and-fear-nothing-more-than-a-bit-of-itchiness safe. At least that’s what they tell you here.

Well say hello to my leedle friend…

I met him while putting on my pants this morning. More specifically, he was in my pants while I was pulling them on. At first I thought he was a scrunched up ATM receipt, but as he fell to the floor with a rather obvious thunking sound I looked down to see this evil little flurry legging it across the carpet. So, after saying a quick morning prayer— Jesus Fucking Christ! — I grabbed an empty jar and caught the bugger.

Now I just have to work out if he is the kind of spider whose venom causes paralysis leading to asphyxiation, or merely the common-or-garden necrotizing flesh wound variety.

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UPDATE: Oh alright it’s just a stupid house/window spider. But it is a big one!

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24 Comments

  1. Ross Nixon says:

    Well, it’s not the dreaded white-tail from Oz, so you should recover soon ;-)

  2. RichardN says:

    It probably just burst out of a boil on the back of your thigh - could easily have been there since you lived in Australia.

  3. mark (alt) says:

    Just be glad that it hadn’t spawned:
    http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1028/spidersiq8.jpg

  4. dirtymouse says:

    the other day a hunts(w0)man ran across the foof studio and hid in some plastic sheeting we use to wrap our fabrics in.

    3 days later, upon doing the yearly cleanup, i discovered said huntswoman with a strange white sack surround by about, oh, let’s say, 500 babies.

    Great, so with one eye on the mob, and the other figuring out the best route to the outdoors… i relocate all arachnids.

    but then the mother decides to abandon her brew (mob) leaving me with the responsibility (which i took on) of finding suitable safety, cover against rain, and food source.

    so, now i can say i’m the proud (foster) father of 500 arachnids.

  5. mark says:

    Haven’t you seen Bladerunner? She *was* the food source, and you let her get away!

  6. dirtymouse says:

    yes, i have seen bladerunner.
    yes, i know she was the food source

    that’s why i cared for them, after she walked away. it’s hard to reason with a spider. they don’t speak.

    hey, don’t walk away spider, you have to be eaten!

  7. RichardC says:

    Looks a bit like a tunnelweb (note NOT a funnel web)
    http://www.tepapa.govt.nz/TePapa/English/CollectionsAndResearch/Collections/InsectsSpidersAndSimilar/Spiders/Spiders_Web/What/
    I have never seen such a spider in NZ - eek.

  8. mark says:

    doesn’t have the spinnerettes of a tunnel web… unexciting as it sounds I think it may in fact be a large female “black house spider”. I still haven’t got a better look at the markings on the abdomen so not 100% (hard to see clearly through the jar)

  9. Liam C says:

    Holy crap. I’m a complete arachnophobe, and that thing would have scared the crap out of me. I can’t even imagine finding something like that in my pants. The US may be nearly a secular totalitarian state, but we don’t have the insane abundance of ultra-lethal creepy crawlies. I’m not sure which is worse.

  10. dirtymouse says:

    have you returned it to nature yet, or are you still studying it?

  11. mark says:

    you’re not going to make me feel guilty for keeping it confined are you? I have enough guilt as it is. And I’m sure it would eat me if it had the chance.

  12. Freda says:

    It appears to be a common house spider of some sort.

    Did I ruin the leg falling off theory?

    So sorry… though I do rather like your ability to meander about!

    Check out these sites;

    http://www.usq.edu.au/spider/find/family.htm#Desidae

    http://nature.berkeley.edu/~stevelew/cbcstuff/common_spiders/big_spi_quilt.html (Badumnas longinqua)

    Spiders really, really give me the heebie jeebies. I can deal with the various creepy crawlies invading my house, but the eight-legged critters get vacuumed once a week - minimum!!!!! :)

    btw, if you have yet to meet the Robocan from Mitre10, it’s awesome!

  13. Shaun says:

    *shudder*

    After reading this little story, I have a feeling that before wearing any pairs of pants from now on I’m going to want to shake them vigorously for, like, ten minutes, and then peer down each leg with a torch.

  14. jo says:

    Does look a lot like a black window spider (black house spider) - they look much more nasty than they are, but still their bite “may be quite painful and cause local swelling… nausea, vomiting, sweating and giddiness are occasionally recorded (and) in a few cases skin lesions (Necrotising Arachnidism) have developed after multiple bites.” We have many of them living in the corners of the windows at the warehouse - you just don’t see them out of their webs very often. Oh, and it appears NZ does have the white-tail spider too ;)

  15. mark says:

    Actually the white tail is not as bad as is made out, and is often blamed for the really nasty wounds caused by the brown recluse spider.

    Of course I haven’t ruled out the reluctant gypsy spider, nor the hungry evening spider.

  16. Freda says:

    Thankfully it is NOT a South American Death Spider…. :\

  17. dirtymouse says:

    have you let it go yet? c’mon, take it outside and give it back. It probably didn’t want to be inside anyway…

  18. mark says:

    It’s a *house* spider… of course it wants to be inside. How are your 500 spiderlings going?

  19. dirtymouse says:

    they have all grown up and moved out, sniff

  20. Scientist says:

    Sure, let it go, but cut its legs off first so as not to come bother you ever again!

  21. RichardN says:

    maybe house spiders don’t live in houses maybe they eat/are/grow as big as houses…

  22. mark says:

    Ok, the stupid spider is free. And by “free” I don’t mean dead.

  23. Shaun says:

    Should have killed it. Like a villain shown mercy in a bad action movie, he’ll be back to wreak vengeance, mark my words.

    In other news: Have you heard the rumour that certain house-dwelling spiders have a tendency to crawl onto your face while you sleep and drink the saliva from the corner of your mouth like a buffalo at a water hole? Pretty cool, huh?

  24. dirtymouse says:

    you’ve moved up a rank in my friends list :)

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