Ok, so it’s a far cry from anything that might appear in MAKE magazine, but any time I do anything useful with my hands I tend to feel rather proud, no matter how humble the effort. And so I feel like posting too many pictures of my brand new universal laptop stand, constructed for a minimal cost of zero dollars.

A box from a 12-pack of Corona turned out to be a very appropriate size and stiffness for the job. The channel cut from the bottom was a last minute addition, since I realized that the center position of the Apple keyboard cable can be a real pain.
Actually the Macbook doesn’t sit here at the moment, because of course I am still messing with it, especially the XP/VisualStudio install. I threw away the last one because I had selected a bad size for the virtual harddrive and formatted it as FAT32, which means expanding it would have been more painful than it was worth. This time the drive appears as 32GB (that’s virtual, so it doesn’t actually take up that much physical space unless it’s full) and formatted as NTFS (which allows compression, encryption and more clever options for mounting additional volumes).
I’m also using the newest release candidate of Parallels, which is even more OMG, you can do that?! It has a new mode, called Coherence, which allows XP applications to run "outside the box", ie as free floating applications on the Mac desktop (the only give away that they are different from normal OSX apps is of course that they are butt ugly with their XP/2000 style title bars). This software fucking rocks!
So go on and switch now, PC slaves! And if you’re hesitating because you think Mac users are all pompous turtleneck wearing assholes, just think how much it will piss them off when all the unwashed masses suddenly start defecting from the PC world and hanging out at their exclusive club!