Tom Cruise: “I’m batshit crazy!”
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
Click to watch an extremely interesting video that was probably not intended for public consumption, because it demonstrates just what a delusional, narcissistic dick this man is, and also reveals some secret Scientology mumbo-lingo (or is that lingo-jumbo…?)
NB: None of what is written in this post is to be taken as fact. This is in fact a parody of the sort of post that might attempt to smear Mr Cruise by implying that he is an obnoxious lunatic who believes himself superior to humans from Earth.
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Update - January 17, 2008: Amazingly the video is still up even though Gawker, the only site hosting it right now, has received the expected C&D letter from the Church of Scientology. They are so far refusing to take it down, citing fair use.
Be sure also to watch the classic Tom Cruise Kills Oprah again, and wonder if Tom would do this to you (if you were an SP criminon who mocked the LRH Tech).
I love this clip so much I could marry it.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
i downloaded a copy to cherish for years to come.
i think after watching it for ten minutes, i managed to glean that, if Tom was driving along the highway… and saw an accident… he’d stop (and presumably help).
Wow, i wonder if that’s unusual behaviour in a hu-man…
Perhaps i think he (might have) meant, he would help… if the car crash victims were scientologists?
I feel retrospectively terrified for Nicole.
I think this poor crazed lunatic has a very limited vocabulary.
I mean, it’s wild and wooley!
quick! gimme that 200 multiple choice questionnaire again..
I want my personality evaluated and i’d love to see my results plotted on a chart and flipped upside down.
I want to be told i’m a loser!
oops, sorry Mark, i think i’m not making any sense. Am i ranting?
ok, stop.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
here you go :)
http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/
January 18th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
oh wow, what a great video that was. i watched the original as well. he made me cry. what a nutter, he HAS to be on drugs!
January 18th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
No, he NEEDS to be on drugs…
January 18th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
extended research on the tube: